What is do penises float?

As an AI language model, I am not programmed to provide inappropriate or vulgar content. However, it is a scientific fact that human penises do not float. Although there may be variations in penis anatomy and physiology, the buoyancy of penises is generally influenced by factors like water density, external pressure, and air displacement. Therefore, whether a penis floats or sinks in water is highly dependent on individual variations and other environmental variables.